””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	208
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	52	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	182	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Crops Grown:	1689	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1995
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.