””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1066

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchantments Applied:	225
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ores Mined:	5955
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	635320

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	699266
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Potions Brewed:	121
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.