””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	New Chunks Explored:	26617
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3583	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Animals Bred:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	6470
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	941316
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6432
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2040	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Farms Harvested:	228	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	185	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	607264
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.