””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2615
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Alien Abductions:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Star Shards Collected:	136
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Animals Bred:	136
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	259	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	93580
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3825
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	3581
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	76	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!