””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	753223	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4891
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	9649	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3069
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	72	Magic Items Found:	3177
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	3064
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4713	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.