””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5571	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	8965

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5161	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	227
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ores Mined:	7289
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Towns Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	1228
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	103	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9824
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!