””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	5878
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	7982	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1605	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1865	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.