””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	2958	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	109	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1266	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Emeralds Found:	4073	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6910
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	4868

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.