””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	71
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6343
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2947
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.