””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	8855	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	2860	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3669	Players Killed by Monsters:	8444
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	7603	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	188
Farms Harvested:	626	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7462
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Potions Brewed:	150	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Dragon Eggs Found:	5976
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3732

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	152	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.