””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	170375	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	2491
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mines Excavated:	1612
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	61	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2085	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	2149
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Items Found:	4228	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Towns Built:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	71

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4041	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.