””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	2247
Animals Bred:	45	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	4511
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	10100

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	73
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7943	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Towns Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6300	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!