””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4027	Dragon Eggs Found:	5042
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ores Mined:	8590	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Potions Brewed:	127
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9316	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4035
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	73405
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7810
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!