””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magic Items Found:	4468
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	New Chunks Explored:	254290

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8023
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	174	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3185	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	139
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1970	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Enchantments Applied:	89	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7857
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.