””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	261

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Void Gems Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Farms Harvested:	724
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	130	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5142	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4722	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9916
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Emeralds Found:	8801
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Mines Excavated:	2109
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	521
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.