””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Animals Bred:	190	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	277
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	262	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	2910	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	4094
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	2762

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Farms Harvested:	834	Magic Items Found:	5830
Mines Excavated:	3036	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.