””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	77

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Farms Harvested:	167	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	293
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mines Excavated:	3815
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	5394	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.