””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	139	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5114	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runes Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	234

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	5555	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	754	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.