””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2275	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8494	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5406	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3688

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.