””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Villages Defended:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	6341	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Emeralds Found:	5708	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4344	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Potions Brewed:	171
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	144
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	140
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!