””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Void Armor Forged:	19
Zombie Dances:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6641	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ores Mined:	4588	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	110
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	145

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2713	Zombie Dances:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	103
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	343133
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	296

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8047	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1159	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.