””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	2930	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Buildings Constructed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mines Excavated:	1629
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	844568
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!