””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Farms Harvested:	154
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	8079
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6343	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Animals Bred:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.