””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4177	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1757
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crops Grown:	9904	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	800927
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!