””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	738	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mines Excavated:	2430
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2452	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	161
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	70
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crops Grown:	9588	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6702	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.