””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1045
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	104
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	97
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2363	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	382910	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.