””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crops Grown:	7916
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	4916

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	4752	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	701
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	565504	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ores Mined:	3241
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4129
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6571	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ores Mined:	8985	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.