””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	883	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	5670	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	161	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vanilla Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4238
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kingdoms and Ruins

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	3248

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SuperCraft – Marvel

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ItherioMC Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ScamCraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	145	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SalooN Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	103
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3233
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.