””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Towns Built:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	764
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Spadikam Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Spadikam Anarchy, a Minecraft realm where chaos reigns supreme. In this lawless expanse, players sculpt their destiny amidst towering fortresses and clandestine hideouts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form strategic alliances, and let your creativity run wild in this anarchic landscape. In Spadikam, every block laid is a brushstroke in the masterpiece of unregulated imagination.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	116

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Medieval Realms

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Looking for staff and Playerbase!

Hoping to grow a server of people looking to enjoy the new minecraft updates!

If interested in a staff position, please be above age of 18, and add DemonDeathAngel on Discord!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	684156
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SeraphimCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

*Welcome to our Catholic Minecraft Server! JOIN TODAY TO HELP BUILD THE SERVER FOUNDATION! SeraphimCraft is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join the blossoming community and strengthen your faith with our Scripture quote of the day! *What kind of server is SeraphimCraft? You like to play SMP? We have Multiverse with open worlds and invite-only SMP worlds as well! Enjoy the MMO experience? We have non-invasive AureliumSkills setup with very challenging progression. As well as challenging mobs with varying levels. Enjoy the city life? We have a beautiful castle city with houses and shops to rent, run and earn money! Like Mini-games and Bedwars? We got bedwars, parkour, some pvp and we are working on adding more often! Java Server IP:seraphim.apexmc.co Minecraft Version: The server currently is running on version 1.20 1. Click on the Java IP listed here and copy it: seraphim.apexmc.co 2. Open Minecraft and click the Multiplayer tab and click “Add Server”. 3. Paste the IP into the Add Server option. Click Done and join.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Earth500

Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Earth500! An all new all inclusive 1:500 towny server!

We offer a uniquely welcoming experience with a rich and creative history waiting to be added onto.

Plugins that add stuff like guns, playtime rewards, chat games and more!

A vanilla experience with just a touch. Guns, trading, wars, towny, history and more. Come feel immersed in the world of Earth500!

1.19.4 Vanilla MC java website: https://earth500.net/ discord: https://discord.gg/TKzDqmafPz ip: play.earth500.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Nexus Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their own adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Star Shards Collected:	100	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nimedios

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where adventure and friendship meet a cool SMP! Enter a world full of biomes and structures.

Our server is infused with creativity and innovation, resulting in a Survival Multiplayer experience that will exceed all your expectations. With features like claims, sethomes, crates, ranks and more, we’ve created a dynamic environment where newbies and experienced adventurers alike will feel at home.

Make your mark on the world with our extensive claims system. Protect your territory from invaders and keep your masterpieces safe. Explore the vast landscapes, build breathtaking structures and share your creations with like-minded gamers.

Sethomes allow you to quickly return to your favorite places, while crates add extra excitement to your discoveries. Earn rewards to make your adventures more intense.

Do you want to distinguish yourself? Discover our ranking system and climb to the top. Earn exclusive benefits and prove to the world what you can achieve in this vibrant digital playground.

Our community is the beating heart of the server. Build friendships, forge alliances and collaborate on projects. Our dedicated staff is always ready to assist you and ensure that your gaming experience runs smoothly.

Jump into our server and discover a world full of adventure, friendship and creativity. Build your dreams, claim your territory and become part of a growing community!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9010	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	593073	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Void

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Whitelist

Welcome to The Void. An 18+ Gaming community! Recently The Void community voted on having a Minecraft server set up. Not only a server for Java Users but Bedrock users as well! As of posting this The Void team and I have worked diligently on setting up SMP server for everyone to enjoy. Now this server is in its early stages BUT that’s a good thing because we have nowhere to go but up! We will be working closely with our users to make sure we are building a server that everybody can enjoy! All suggestions are taken into account!You will have to register your Minecraft account with our discord but this can be automatic. First you try to connect to the server with TheVoid.mc.gg. you will get a message save the 4 digit code and join the discord provided. when your on look to the users side and find the Minecraft bot. you will send your 4 digit code to the Minecraft bot in a dm. BOOM! Bobs your uncle.With leaderboards, chest shops, MCMMO, and much much more you will have plenty to add to your survival on The Void server!We here at The Void not only invite you to join our WHITE LISTED Minecraft server, But to join our community! We look forward to the games!-Void

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	5258

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EarthCorp

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EarthCorp, a Minecraft Geo-Poltical Simulation server set in a dystopian world where your can and will Escape Your Dystopia and find peace in a new world! Come join us at play.earthcorp.co and try out our custom mechanics and meet our inclusive playerbase!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ChristianMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

We are a Christian Minecraft Server and yes this is not a joke. We are an SMP server with an economy and land claim plugins. You do not have to be a Christian to join we accept all. Our server is Christ centered always seeking and trying our best to be Christ like. If you have any questions feel free to join the discord and hit me up 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Towns Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlazeCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHEN THE OWNER IS ONLINE!! Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	62	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Luna Craft

Economy, Survival, Towny

A server that pleases all. Currently in Development and newly released but a fun server tight community and good staff and constant updates.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchantments Applied:	139
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KaianVea

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

*After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land. *

Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with tons of adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovos, Artesia, and Vea, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore 5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims! Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.