””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PvPLand

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The PvP server Minecraft. Minecraft version 1.8-1.8.9

WARNING! This server is License.

IP: pvp.land

Give free rank on this server, vote: https://namemc.com/server/pvp.land

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Reality3 Farms [Non pay to win Survival Farming Server]

Afk Farms, Casualserver, Economy, Farming, free, Griefprevention, Jobsreborn, Marriagemaster, MCMMO, Pve Economy, Survival

Reality3 Farms

Welcome To Reality3 Farms!

Join using any Minecraft version!

Our Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565

This server is NOT A PAY TO WIN SERVER!

This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.

This server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules (have fun play fair, no bullying) and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.

If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you!

Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future,

We officially opened on September 2 2023

On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1

Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, I highly recommend you go do turorial!

If you are happy to be one of the first people in the Minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming land

We have a wonderful community and active owners who will respond to anything you need to ask in discord or in game!

This server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Since this is a brand new server we are also keen to take any suggestions you may have!

At level 4 and up you will have access to autosell chests, we also have an easy tab system so you can check your progress. Higher levels are geared towards promoting the use of auto farms as well as AFK farms are encouraged

We are transparent with our plugins, These include:

ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPrevention

JetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRV

OtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote

Jobs! PlayerVaults! PlayerWarps!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magic Items Found:	1201	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PhoenixSK

Factions, PvP

The new BIGGEST MINEHUT FACTION SERVER! This is phoenixsk, a high-quality faction server that is growing a big community very fast! We also have an active staff community so the experience can be even better! Please join for fun and more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1815	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zephyreum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Zephyreum is a brand new Survival Towny server with plenty of awesome features, and many planned updates in the works. We aim to bring you the best experience and gameplay on 1.14.4 Minecraft possible. Gathering a friendly community is our main goal, so what are you waiting for? Come play!

>>> (Disclaimer: We are currently in an Open Beta. New features are being added consistently, but the current state of the game does not reflect our final goals.)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	622	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Your Second Home [No Donations!] [SMP!] [Proximity Voice Chat!]

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Chat, Dynmap, Friendly, Fun, java, Javabedrock, Javabedrockcrossplay, Javaedition, love, Proximity, Proximityvoicechat, smp, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

This server is vanilla for the most part in playstyle. There are various quality of life things that are almost necessary to having a server with a healthy public SMP community.

We do not accept donations as we don’t need it and we don’t want anyone to be missing out on features because they cannot pay. There are some features that require you to join the discord, but if that is not a viable option we can make it work for you.

We have been on the same map since the server has started and everything that you see is built in survival.

Server Features: - Proximity Voice Chat powered by Simple Voice Chat - Custom teleporter type things - Gravestones when you die - Item based economy (think trading items instead of money) - Grief Protection - Decorative heads - Togglable PVP - Dynmap - Craftable Nametags - Shapeable armor stands

Dynmap: http://map.kirk55.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/35Z72e9

Server is friendly with a happy community 🙂 Feel free to stop by.

Rules: - Do not xray or cheat in any regard - No griefing or stealing people’s property, even if it is unclaimed - Try to be respectful (more server specific rules can be found by typing /rules in game)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RyCraft SMP

Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Jumanjicraft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Jumanjicraft is a small community towny based server with custom crafting and enchants. We have very active staff members and friendly players to interact with. We pride ourselves with memes and dreams. Join today so we can meet new gamers out there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FruitServers | Australian Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pixelmon | 1.20

Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianhosted, Creative, Customplugins, Dedicated, Events, Geyser, Geysermc, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.fruitservers.netWebsite: www.fruitservers.net

FruitServers | Australian Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pixelmon | 1.20 Minecraft Server IP: mc.fruitservers.netWebsite: www.fruitservers.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PdxMC

PvP, Survival

A nice server to join with and chill out with other players! Join to get a free reward for being one of our first players! Make sure to join the discord. We hope you enjoy!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sky Servers – 1.20 Survival – Australian Hosted

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Sky Servers - 1.20 Survival - Australian Hosted Minecraft Server

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WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL

Australian hosted Survival for over 6 Years Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks!

CUSTOM PLUGINS

Our developers work hard at developing unique content Each month we release cool updates to the server bringing in new gameplay options and improving the entire experience. Plugins like our custom market to easily buy and sell items and SkyRunes, our unique rune and custom enchantment system, are just some examples which improve the gameplay!

MASSIVE MONTHLY EVENTS

Each month we have a theme for build comps & events! Not only do we have a massive events weekend each month but we also have loads of spontaneous events each day! These include spleef, zombies, musical chairs and more. The End is reset frequently so that you can hunt the ender dragon and more!

JOIN TODAY

Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: [url=www.skyservers.net ]www.skyservers.net [/url]IP: sky-mc.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3349

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mohaborey

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

═══════◥◣◆◢◤═══════ Welcome to Mohaborey ═══════◢◤◆◥◣═══════ =============== Server Info ================= Name: Mohaborey Server IP: mohaborey.aternos.me Server Port: 47589 https://discord.gg/hJgfVpNcUd

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Friendly Craft

PvE

Welcome to Friendly Craft! This server is PvE and not PvP. This server is survival and it has LuckyBlocks. It is recommended if you turn on server resource/texture packs for this server. We need staff. I hope you enjoy the server and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Creative Anarchy, 2b2d [1.12.2 – 1.20.4] [No Resets] [No Rules] [Creative]

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”The most creative anarchy server”join the discord! https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa

I aim to create a vanilla creative mode Minecraft experience.

End portal locations: -1286 886 and 968 -1497

Offline/not working? try some other ip’s: mc.2b2d.org | 2b2d.creativeanarchy.net

Creative Anarchy

Updates since last year:

– [NEW] I now have a discord for the time being!https://discord.gg/QeHG6mfeUa [See player history/updates]

– Over a 1000 people have joined 2b2d! 8/23/23

– Updated from 1.18.2 to 1.19.4

– Various updates to the server to make the playing experience better. (mostly stability stuff)

– Updated Anti-Cheat (2b2t 1.12 like) (wayy looser though)

Available Commands:

– /help (see the important commands)

– /gamemode survival or /gm s /gm c

– /tpa [playername] (Since its creative i think its fine on a server like this.)

– /warp spawn (warps you to 0 0) (same reasons as tpa)

– /stats (see the amount of people who joined and other stuff)

– /playtime (see your playtime)

– /fly (useful for survival)

– /speed (both for walking and flying)

– /sethome (same reason as tpa)

– /nick (don’t know why might disable later)

– /msg /w /r /ignore /whisper (chat messages)

– /mail (send messages to offline players)

– /suic*de (respawns your player)

– /clear (clear your inventory)

– /seen (see the last time a specific player joined this server)

To see the TPS and Ping, look at the player list.

About the server/history:

back in the day my server (ssmsurvival.theworkpc.org:25565) was just a regular survival anarchy server i made for fun. i added the creative anarchy world on the 5th of may 2022.I realised people were way more interested in that so i quickly made the creative world the main world on my server. Thats when creativeanarchy.netwas also born. The survival world has since been removed. The server was very exploitable at the time, illegal items were allowed and people went litteraly crazy. crashing the server everyday. the server has sincebeen fully updated to prevent any crashing and exploiting. With the help of some amazing people. This is the only server were you can find alag free, stable Creative anarchy experience. The server map will neverreset. there is no admin interference. and will run 24/7 for years to come.

Support

Supported versions: [1.12.2 to 1.20.4]

For the quickest way to support, type this ingame.

/mail send 2b2dBot [Message]

For larger questions, please refer to my email [email protected]

Join now! 2b2d.org

what does 2b2d stand for? Its all up to you. The server itself is called Creative Anarchy

Spawn

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RetroCraft

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the RETROCRAFT Minecraft server

RetroCraft is a server dedicated to pure survival Minecraft (with some added bonuses). We’re brand new and completely open to developing more unique features to enhance your multiplayer Minecraft experience, so feedback is greatly appreciated. On RetroCraft you have unlimited freedom..to build, explore, and mine as much as you would like. Our staff is dedicated to the server and will always be available to help in any situation. Have fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mines Excavated:	3485	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KilladizNetwork

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

!!! JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK !!! Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND

Java IP:KilladizNetwork.us.to:26590 Bedrock ip:KilladizNetwork.us.to Port:26590

Killadiz Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join our welcoming community!

Discord: http://discord.KilladizNetwork.net/

VOTE FOR THIS SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.