””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

spawn around

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	191028	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Emeralds Found:	117	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Albacore Server [Hard Survival] [Anarchy] [Public] [Java] [Bedrock] [1.7 – 1.20+]

Anarchy, Anticheat, bedrock, HARD, java, Nowhitelist, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Brand New Minecraft Server

Vanilla – Hard Survival – Anarchy

No Rules – Public – No Whitelist

ViaVersion << All (1.7 – Current – Forward)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9331
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DiamondCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

DiamondCraft is a bulgaria server server is pvp mcmmo and kit pvp server is hosting gamesers bge DiamandCraft is a Bulgarian server, log in and have fun, if you have 100 subs and make a rev, you will have a yotuber rank. Priqtna igra!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Biggvs Dickvs

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server hosted in Australia with no rules. The map doesnt reset. And has been running since 2021. Server version is 1.19.3

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	5251
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!