””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

at a loss, befuddled, bewildered, Clueless, confusion, flummoxed, in the dark, lack of comprehension, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mystified, nonplussed, not understanding, Oblivious, perplexed, puzzled, scratching your head, smp, Stumped, unaware, uncomprehending, wouldnt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Royal Craft

Clans, Economia, Eventos, Lojas, Pets, PvP, Rankup, Skills, Survival

Welcome to Royal Craft, the most incredible server network you’ve ever found.We accept players from 1.8 to 1.20.4!

We currently offer the following game modes on our network;

Survival – 1.20.4:– Season system– Daily events– Skills System– Clan System– PvP released– War between Clans– Balanced economy– Enchantment System– System of Farts– Job System– And much more

➥ **Survival undergoing a reset**, a great time to start your journey!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	8792
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Noblox

Survival

Noblox is for the survivor in you. It is run by adult staff that host a professional service. what Noblox offers;

Mini games Shooting arenas with guns Wilderness survival PvP arenas Spleef

and much much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5531

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CyborgMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

CyborgMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon and Earth Survival played by camman18. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged or 1.16.5+!

Modpack: https://tinyurl.com/installpixelmon IP: cake.cyborgmc.com Store: https://store.cyborgmc.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4610
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hard Survival Anarchy (1.20.4) | Really Hard To Lag! | Best Anti Cheat! | Never Resets!

247uptime, Anarchy, HARD, Lagfree, Latestversion, PvE, PvP, Semivanilla, Stable, Survival

Welcome to my official anarchy server! Here you can do what ever you want. The server stays up to date with the latest version of minecraft and its really hard to lag! – The server has been up for four years and its doing well. You can create clans, build that thing you’ve always wanted to build, explore out to the thousands, even the millions if your brave enough in this hard world!The server is now in 1.20.4!

Also for anyone that doesn’t know what anarchy means – anarchy = do whatever

If you’d like to support the server go here If you want to join our discord server join here– come join the discord to receive accurate updates, talk to others, and learn more about the server!

If you need help joining the anarchy server, pleasejoin the discord server then message me. – (because discord doesn’t allow direct messages without sharing a server first)

– You can now see my servers at different websites, the websites are listed below –https://minecraftservers.org/server/574380https://minecraftlist.org/server/15230https://minecraftservers.biz/servers/146439/https://topminecraftservers.org/server/10785

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Chicken Anarchy

1203server, 1204server, 24w06aserver, Anarchy, Crossplatform, Griefing, Hackingallowed, Hacks, Nobans, Norules, Pureanarchy, Survival

Bedrock IP/port go-mediterranean.gl.at.ply.gg:12059(Takes about 30 seconds to a minutes to join, and flying is a little buggy)

This supports the newest version and newest snapshot

Welcome to Chickenanarchy!, A no rule anarchy server capable of limitless opportunities and its up to you! Will you make other players suffer or will you go on a grand quest to the world border? Will you make the largest lava cast or make spawn an endless bedrock wasteland. You may choose to create or you may choose to destroy or maybe both. You get to choose your own path! The server has been making players suffer and thrive since May 2, 2023. There also is a discord (https://discord.gg/yZ77Wt67) where You can find the latest server updates/news

Well good luck and do what you like!

Tested versions/snapshots that this server works with so far (Java:24w07a, 1.20.4, 1.20.3)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Void PVP

a multiworld server. with a Creative world, a skylands world and the original Pvp world. there is no factions, instead we have x team. x team is like faction but you dont claim land, you can set a headquarters though.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

playblocks.org

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvP

fun and engaging with all the cool fearures a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️

120server, 120smp, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianserver, Cliffs, Events, Faction, Landclaim, Lands, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, Quests, smp, Survival, Survivalserver, Towny, Townysurvival

⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

AydaaCraft is a small server with tons of exciting things for all types of players, whether you enjoy grinding achievements, challenging boss battles, building mega bases or ruling an empire, Aydaacraft has something for you!

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We have many worlds to choose from, starting with vanilla, all the way to the old Skylands world updated for 1.20!

——————————————————————————————— ⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

DUNGEONS!

Battle our tough new boss mobs in custom and challenging dungeons, fight your way through small bad guys to a big boss arena! Team up with friends for the ultimate fight and a chance to get some seriously good loot!

CUSTOM MOBS!

Offering a new challenge to survival is Tiered Mobs,Also known as Elites, These elites range in difficulty depending on your level. Start from level 0 and steadily build up to challenge harder mobs in dungeons!

LAND CLAIMING!

Claim land for you and your friends, build up a small town together or conquer the world with Nations. War options are coming soon!

ONLINE MAP!

View the ever expanding online map, view full worlds from a birds-eye-view

[click here]

Join our Discord server and chat with other players,plus stay up-to-date with announcements and event happeningsYou can also chat to the Minecraft server to players online!

https://discord.gg/h8BkB3Q

MCMMO and leveling

Over 1000+ Vanilla Advancements

Auction House

(Sell or Auction off items for currency)

Item Vault/bank sharing system

(Store your most prized possessions)

Custom blocks and items(Craftable new items and armor)

Elite arenas(Battle waves of mobs from lv 1 – 50)

Custom link portals

(create an emerald portal with two red stone blocks inside to light it.)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1272
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Survival.ac | 1.20 | Survival | Grief Protection | Economy | Mcmmo | Fun!

Survival

Our server is the place to enjoy the Minecraft survival gamemode. We’ve made tweaks to the gameplay experience, with some custom enchantments, mcmmo, land claiming, grief rollbacks, and an economy, while still staying true to the core Minecraft survival feel. Join the server by yourself or with some friends, either way you will enjoy it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft City

Minecraft city is a Survival Economy server. So the goal is to try and make as much money as possible to expand your economic empire! Our economy is completely unregulated by staff (lase-fair), you wont get money for just being logged on, you have to earn it! Or you could completely avoid the whole economy aspect and venture out and survive on your own or with your friends!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TitanMC.co

Economy, Prison

Welcome, to TitanMC.co

We are a TitanMC remake, owned and moderated by TitanMC originals and huge fans. Our goal for the server is to remake TitanMC to the block, whilst also adding new features. One of our new features is new quests to mix things up and add additional money to your pocket! Other then that, the server is almost exact, with some discrepancies which we are exited to work on in the future. If you are unfamiliar with TitanMC, SSundee did a popular series on it, worth a watch to learn the server. We will be launching on the 27th July 2021 @ 8pm BST.

If you have any questions contact me on discord: Eagle#5784

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	107
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

QuakeMC – Fresh Reset 13th January – Skyblock | Envoys | Dungeons | Harvesting & FIshing

Dungeons, Envoys, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Dive into a world of limitless possibilities on QuakeMC, your go-to Skyblock destination. Join our community of dedicated players and embark on an epic journey like no other. Here’s what sets us apart:

🌄 Skyblock Unleashed: Build, survive, and thrive on your personal floating island. The sky’s the limit as you craft your way to success.

🎁 Envoys Galore: Keep an eye out for Envoys dropping loot across the arena. Fortune favors the bold – will you seize the riches?

🏰 Conquer Dungeons: Explore treacherous dungeons and defeat menacing mobs with your friends. Precious stones are waiting for you!

📈 Player Levels: Obtain epic rewards by voting and increasing your Player Level for free!

🌾 Harvesting Scythes: Farming was never this fun! Use our custom Harvesting Scythes to boost your agricultural endeavors.

💰 Sell Gauntlets: Show off your entrepreneurial skills with special sell gauntlets. Maximize profits and become the ultimate merchant.

🎨 Custom Texture Pack: Immerse yourself in the QuakeMC experience with our exclusive texture pack, enhancing your gameplay like never before.

🌐 Join our thriving community of passionate players, make new friends, and conquer the sky together. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or a newbie, there’s a place for you here at QuakeMC.

🔗 Connect now and start your Skyblock adventure today!🌐 IP: play.quakemc.com🌐 Website: quakemc.com

Get ready to redefine your Skyblock experience with QuakeMC – where legends are born in the skies! 🚀

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crops Grown:	5813	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	246

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LockedCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Founded in 2010, LockedCraft was a large variety network offering Towny, KitPVP, minigames, and more.

The server peaked in 2013 as the #7 worldwide, yet, had unfortunately tapered off by 2016 (see lockedcraft.com).

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Since then, remnants of the server’s community have come together via the non-profit LockedCraft Legacy Organisation (mc-smp.com) to give the server the server a final send-off.

If LC was part of your childhood, reconnect with us during the #LCReunion events (interspersed throughout 2020 and 2021).

For announcements and to stay up to date, join mc-smp.com/dis !

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8710
Zombie Dances:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ComparatorCraftSMP

Survival, Vanilla

ComparatorCraftSMP

Website: https://comparatorcraftsmp.net

ComparatorCraftSMP is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin. We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players. Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft. Here are some important things about the server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Towns Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Survival-Pi SMP 🔥 Semi-Vanilla 🔥 Whitelisted

Adult, Builders, building, Economy, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Old, Plugins, Semivanilla, Semivanillasmp, smp, Smpvanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp

🏆 Survival-Pi Semi-Vanilla SMP 🏆

server

Server IP: survival-pi.com

Dynmap: https://map.survival-pi.comDynmap Creative: https://cmap.survival-pi.com

Website: (Temporarily unavailable)https://survival-pi.com

🔥 About the server: 🔥

Whitelisted SMP. We take building and Redstone to the next level. We also often do community projects and events.We’re a close community. Everyone knows everyone!Since 2020! Almost 4 years old!

Hardware specs:Hosted in: Germany 🇩🇪 on a dedicated and powerful server. No lags, no limits! (We speak English!)i3-10100 CPU500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD32 GB RAM1000 Mbit/s internet0 lag!

🖥️ Why “Pi”?: 🖥️

Very simple: We started hosting the server on a Raspberry Pi back in the day.However, the server is no longer running on a Raspberry Pi. We upgraded to an i3-10100 with a 500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD and 32 GB RAM.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!