””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NekoBox

OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Nekobox is a network with boxpvp and oneblock., we are growing and we have a good comunity, active we have server with more than 10 users per day and with funny and goood things to do

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9106	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Spleef Legeends

247server, Minigame, Minigames, Minigameserver, Server, Servers, Spleef, Spleefminigames, Spleefserver, Survival

This is Spleef Legeends, here you can play spleef and hang out!

Version: 1.3IP: legeends.mcserver.usMinecraft Version: Java 1.19 to 1.20.1

We have 5 gamemodes mainly based on spleef!

These are:

1. Insane Spleef (Duels)2. Classic Spleef (Duels)3. Multiplayer Spleef (3-8 Player Chaotic Spleef)4. Bridge Spleef (Normal Bridge but with instant-break)5. Skywars Spleef (Skywars with a spleef twist)

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/fe6qyWdDXy

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1373
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Endless Horizons Survival

mc.endlesshorizons.co.uk

We are a survival Server, the server holds 50 players so we are only looking to build a good community, there is no whitelist. The aim of this server is to collect everything legitimately; just as you would in single player and to build structures from things you have collected. You are welcome to work with other people to achieve whatever you want. You have to go through our tutorial when you join the server. If you think you can abide by all out rules please join this server.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	973765
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SurviveWithUs

LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Items Found:	3918	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

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We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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SERVER MAP

PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Animals Bred:	161	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Funcraft

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CyberrMC Metwork

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CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

McBluecross

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ObsidianCraft Cloud

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Ores Mined:	6174
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	5764
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.