””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lifemud

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

* Spaceships * Towny * NPCs * Weapons * Vehicles * Extra Crops * Space * Inhabitable planets * Jobs *** NO MODS NEEDED *** LifeMUD is a server that is designed to be challenging and community operated. The towns and locations are all player built as is most of the infrastructure. This is a difficult place to live, if you think you are tough enough come and pay us a visit.

The space dimension is truly huge and with a wide range of planets to explore there is always something to do or somewhere go. We have vehicles, space ships you design yourself, weapons and custom crops.

Join us now! http://lifemud-reborn.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6251	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VR4U

Creative, Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Survival

VR4U offers a wide variety of gamemodes including: Survival, Creative, and Pixelmon! We at the VR4U network strive to make every player enjoy their experience here and are always eager to lend a helping hand.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	262
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HarmSMP

PvP

Welcome!

HarmSMP is an anarchy server where greifing, stealing, scamming and killing is allowed! There are rules to follow so join our discord server to read them: https://discord.gg/sKTpMQmaSv

One more thing, our staff are the friendliest people on the server so please treat them with some respect!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

World of Minecraft NL Lobby

Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games

Dutch Nederlandstalige Minecraft Server 24h/7d.

IP: lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

Online since 2010! Been offline for 0 days!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HyCube

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

HyCube Network

It is a server focused on pvp and new adventures, the server currently has a PrisonOP mode with many new features never seen before. We also have a Survival 1.16-1.19 with the latest features of the Minecraft game.

What are you waiting for to enter?!

mc.hycube.us

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	2099

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions

Faction, Faction Pvp, Grief, Hardcore, Magic, PvP, Raid

Welcome to CherryMC!Discord: https://discord.gg/gWQHWum

Hello! Do you like survival/factions but want to add a little something extra? Are you looking for a new place to make friends and hang out? – CherryMC! We provide a unique survival experience, if you think factions/survival is boring, you just haven’t tried out CherryMC!Major Features– Fully custom magic system to enhance vanilla experience- Custom world generation with beautiful natural landscapes (as seen above)- Balanced Economy- Full GUI Shop- Classic Combat Mechanics- Very Few Rules, More Freedom- Warps- Crates- Friendly Community- Active Staff width= Rules- No cheating– No DDoS/Dox threats– No racism/gore unless in #nsfw– No spamming/advertising– Have fun

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Community, Shaded, Shadedgg, Survival

1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Discord: Click Here!IP: play.shaded.gg Website: https://shaded.gg

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.

We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.

We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Farms Harvested:	279
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SphereCraft

SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DogCraft War & Tech

Factions, Survival

This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9628	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events

Boss, Bosses, Catscraft, Creative, Creativeplots, Events, Freeworldedit, Hideandseek, Minigames, Prophunt, Ranks, Skyblock, Skyblocks, Survival, Worldedit

CatsCraft is a Survival, Skyblock Creative, and Minigames server where everything is FREE including world edit and building space there are no paid ranks so everyone is equal here!

Our Survival Server is Shovel Claim and has no griefing for a chill survival experience. In survival there are fun holiday events, boss fights, vehicles, custom enchants and more cool stuff!

The ranks are earned from building and having fun on the server, we have rankups every Saturday at 3PM est time and ranks are special cats on survival and for creative the types of builds you make are your rank! Come join the fun!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	640	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Metaverse

The Metaverse is a very unique and customized server with factions, multiverse, and over 30 other plugins to keep you endlessly entertained and secure. 95% of players who join become a permanent player on our network, so quit reading about us and come see for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9060

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Clover Kingdom

Survival

What do we offer?

Economy MythicMobs Custom Items Survival Harder Mob Bosses Discord (linked rank) Website Donations are in discord.

We are taking minecraft to the next chapter. This will be a survival server of course with plugins. This will be a family friendly server andwe will be enforcing rules and guidelines. Our goal is to strive to bring family’s closer without the fear of players ruining their experience.Clover Kingdom is in no way affiliated with Mojang or Minecraft.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lands of Minearchy | 1.20.X | Minigames | SMP | KitPVP | Labyrinth | RPG | Hub

Adventure, Classes, Combat, Landsofminearchy, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Other, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgmmo, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Hello Heroes and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we would like to tell you about our passion project.

The Lands of Minearchy was founded by Jonaas13, who at the time already had 5+ of experience under his belt, managing various minecraft projects, from staff to back-end development. It has been about 2 years since and we have much to show you!

Our server has a twofold purpose:– Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together– Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

To that end, we decided to make minigames the main focus of our project. That said, we are not against adding other activities and game modes, as long as they fit our theme. In fact, we already have! Stay with us to find out which.

Minigames

When it comes to minigames, we have a wide selection, with many staples, such as Prop Hunt, Splegg and Quake. Our builders and admins are working to make more activities available in due time.

Here is the current list:– Parkour– The Lab– Quake– Prop Hunt– Splurge– Mini Walls– Temple Run– Block Party– TNT Lobbers– TNT Tag– TNT Run

KitPvP

KitPvP is one of our more recent projects. Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps!Whether you want to ambush enemies as an invisible Assassin, unleash pre-loaded crossbows as a Duelist or simply beat funny people with your pointy stick as a Juggernaut, everyone is sure to have a great time.

Survival 1.20

We felt it would be appropriate to let people take a break from fast-paced gamemodes and play something more relaxing. Introducing – Minearchy Vanilla (no, it’s not an ice cream)!Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience, safe for a number of QoL and performance features, of course.Those include, but are not limited to: Chest Shops, Auction, Safe Zone, Warps, Grief Protection.

Labyrinth (WIP)

More of a long-term project, this gamemode is meant to be an RPG experience, where the player finds themselves stranded in a mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Join Us

Currently Lands of Minearchy is in Beta, but we are open to public and work to ensure everyone has a good time regardless. Hope to see you there soon!

– Minearchy Team

Java IP play.minearchy.comBedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com

Helpful LinksDiscord: discord.gg/QrJ6wubA3EWebsite: landsofminearchy.comSubreddit: r/LandsOfMinarchy

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5422

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ravand.org All in one Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

Join Our server for the thrill of surviving or being creative compiled with the enthusiasm of being able to work for something. No registration or member pending time, pvp and faction based RPG Server. •Many admins online• •Server uptime 99%• •A ton of game enhancing plugins (as well as uptodate bukkit version)• •And of course, a friendly staff continuously working to make gaming as convenient as possible for new members to get started.• •On behalf of our dedicated staff and our satisfied members :• •”See you there and You won’t regret it!!”. You have our promise on that•

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.