””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	248
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server– offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4843	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	697	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	7962
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CorruptedMC

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

[24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Evening Hills MC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

– Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fear Pvp

Hardcore Pvp faction server with many custom plugins. Try our /ffa plugin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Atlantix world

Creative

A great community where everyone helps eachother! You can claim your house and start exploring with other players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Powereclipse

We are a growing server with a close family of staff and a variety of players! Here you can mine, build, and create your dream’s inspirations! Make friends, and rivals as you play alongside a growing community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeCrisp

Pixelmon

Ip : 198.12.88.25:25565 _________________________ Features _________________________ Pixelmon Pixel Skills Grief Defender _________________________

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.