””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCraftGaming

this server is a fun faction server and you can donate

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2766	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

All the Mods 7

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

All the Mods 7 free server , you’re allow to do anythings in this server . I bought the server just for fun, whenever modpack updated my server do so pls check your modpack if u cant join . FREEDOM

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ShadeCrest

Economy, PvE, Survival

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Survival is a multiworld server which shares a single iConomy/ChestShop based economy. Whether you chose to live in peaceful or pvp, your items and money transfer across worlds. There is a single spawn world where players come together to market goods, advertise towns, compete in events, and participate in arena based pvp. Our peaceful world is for those who wish for a challenging, cooperative PVE experience without the burden of global PVP, while our PvP world is tailored to thrill-seeking players who want to participate in exciting PvP fights and town rivalries. We also have a mining, nether, and end worlds which get periodically reset as new world generation content is implemented or needed to stimulate the economy.

ShadeCrest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, you can be granted higher ranks which give you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Interested in Joining? 1. Connect to mc.shadecrest.com 2. Enter the portal to either the creative or survival server. 3. Complete the new player tutorial, taking time to learn the rules. 4. Have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Skyblock SMP

Economy, Skyblock

The Skyblock SMP or the Floating SMP is an SMP with floating islands, plugin mods, flying boats to travel, custom villagers at spawn and different worlds of floating islands! Keep in mind, this is an SMP. No griefing, stealing, hacking, xray, etc etc… Use common sense.

The YouTube video below was filmed at spawn!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	141	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PaleCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Palecraft is a newly launched chill mature non-pvp MineCraft Survival server. Feel free to come visit and check out the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CreepersGoBoom!

For more information on what our server has to offer, visit our website!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4737	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

jairuswow

Survival

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

chillyminey

Survival

the sever is pretty chill and the people to and the people give stuff somtime and im cool to ………………………………………………………………………

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	972
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Flipside Tech

A server hosted on Ubuntu, that is really fun. Fun and creative(Not the game mode lol),Economy, Protection,Free Build. Nice Staff No Pvp

NEW MARKET, It has all the new items, and real elevators and music from zelda! It will blow your mind

99% up time over 7 months

Now in a new data center!!! State of the Art electric and cooling systems, including redundant UPS and diesel generators 24/7 biometric security Fast data transmission to the West Coast and Pacific Rim markets

If you need help go to mc.flipsidetech.com.

Now with 24GB of RAM

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HuabaCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

The server has a lot of different things to offer, our main game mode is survival 1.16.4 but it has a lot of custom features. The Ultimate goal for HuabaCraft is to make a community filled with creative and competitive players who can excel towards the top. The server is very new-user friendly as we have a bunch of people willing to help start your adventure! We can offer you: – Custom enchants (over 100+) – Stock made Shops – New innovative SHARDS system – World Bosses with Great Rewards – Premium features – Vote rewards – Crates – Adventuring -Active Community and Staff -Player-Based Economy -Custom Events And Much More!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7560	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Infinite Apples

Infinite Apples is a Minecraft server which has been up and running – in one form or another – since the game was in alpha. The server runs 24/7 and has developed an international community of creative builders both young and old. With Bukkit and the Multiverse plugin, Infinite Apples now offers multiple worlds to explore and build in. We look forward to the continuing evolution of the server and it’s community!

Infinite Apples 2.0 has just recently released on Oct. 16, 2012 with new maps and a new leadership. New maps and content are being added monthly so don’t miss out… Join today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Bridge

Creative, Factions, Survival, Towny

A chill Towny server that is based on a 1:500 scale map of the earth with an active player base and supreme staff structureing.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Forsaken Craft

Pvp minecraft server with plugins such as Factions, mcmmo, and raiding is allowed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EUPVP

Anarchy, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

EUPVP is a practice PVP server dedicated to bringing the best Vanilla PVP practice experience for 1.16, we are based in Europe to give our players their best possible ping.

In this server you practice any form of pvp from axe/shields and UHC all the way up to end crystal PVP anarchy style. We are dedicated solely to 1.16 pvp support and you have creative mode to enable you to customise your own kit to practice with.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7709	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Terramining

Do you have what it takes to live in a medieval world? Lets see…Your Kingdom Awaits…

24/7 • No Whitelist • No Lag • Factions • PvP • Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build • Anti-Grief • Shops and more!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.