””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	180
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2108	New Chunks Explored:	868413
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ElectronicPvP

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PowerdByCrystals

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8257
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Animals Bred:	128	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PilotCraft

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

anklesneeze

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Economy server with multiworld, ECO. Skygrid, skyblocks, warhub, MCMMO and lots of extras including a custom guild system.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TDE – Timberman.de

Next time…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CREATIVE PVP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kryptopia – Jet Packs

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Kryptopia 1.8 Survival Minecraft Server. Latest Updates! Anti-grief protection. MCMMO, Essentials, Market, ChestShop, The Walls 2, Multiverse, Creative world and many more plugin’s installed. Large server capacity. Come join today! Great friendly community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hoppercraft

Come on Hoppercraft we have factions,car racing, economy and more.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Items Found:	4569	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Clasteen

This is a nice server with cheap donator ranks! (15% discount on all ranks, use “Spring” coupon code)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

horde

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchantments Applied:	277
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AWECRAFT

AweCraft is an towny server, That means that you can claim a land and only you and the people that you invite can destroy there. It complete destroys the Greifers fun. The server also have survivalgames, spleef, essentials, shops, pvp and lots of other plugins.

Website: http://aweserver.enjin.com/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	1783	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gamestrike

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.