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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4629 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
New Chunks Explored: | 507238 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!