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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7645 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2671 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!