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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Void Gems Collected:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	1974	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1036	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9539	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	849	Alien Abductions:	3
Votes:	3474	Enchantments Applied:	137
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	8094
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	28

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8842
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Towns Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Animals Bred:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4909
New Chunks Explored:	759233	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9628
New Chunks Explored:	929669	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Items Found:	1298

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org