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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1832 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4236 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!