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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5323 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 171 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!