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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6443 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5219 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 381 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!