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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2522 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4194 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!