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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7501 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 134 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!