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Players:	94/900	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Emeralds Found:	7104
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	6367
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Votes:	5545
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	223
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2237	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	5135	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9343

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2617	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	154	New Chunks Explored:	65712
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Votes:	3044
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com