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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 413 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 3714 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2437 |
Emeralds Found: | 1172 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!