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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

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Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crops Grown:	6847
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	102	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	211	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Farms Harvested:	869
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Votes:	1812	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	183	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Towns Built:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8264
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	137

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	91	Votes:	7977
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	275
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	4104	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	7

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	186
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com