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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	2278	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	11

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Void Gems Collected:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Mines Excavated:	1038
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1284
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	76
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4373	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Votes:	9258
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3927	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	9000
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	2893
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us