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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	457
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	4546	Zombie Dances:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4734	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crops Grown:	8798
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ores Mined:	2929
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

gsgserver.com.br

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Towns Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Towns Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com